Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Scared of the sun and apples. Unusual fascination with hot dogs and cadavers. Broke my collarbone.
Best Man
Tallest Little Brother around. Neil Peart Wannabe
Bridesmaid
Friend? She will tell you she was paid to be here. Probably mad at me for not adding "Amazing" to her name.
Groomswoman
Best Sister (only) Will bully you into a haircut you don't want.
Bridesmaid
Best friend since kindergarten. Navigator and bear whisperer.
Groomsman
Eldest Brother. Expert at moving whole buildings down the street.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride. Short. Enjoys knives and laughing maniacally.
Groomsman
Absolute Homie. Eats the weirdest things possible.
Bridesmaid
Friend, past roommate, and saxophone extraordinaire. She never runs out of puns or book recommendations. Known to some as BareFoot Betty.
Groomsman
Long Time best friend. Can't go out without running into someone he knows.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride. Will do anything for a bottle of ranch.
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride. Reformed Boy Scout. Sour patch kids are his kryptonite. Professional sister annoyer. Recovering root beer addict.
Bridesmaid
Best Friend. Lover of throw pillows and Reese's. Famous catch phrase "People these days"
Groomsman
Most astounding home slice. Always down for a Wendy's 4 for 4 and Coke Zero.
Bridesmaid
Friend, past roommate, and cicada enthusiast. Has a Tennessee driver's license
Groomsman
Curly Headed Homie. Needs his protein and puts oregano in his apple cider.
Bridesmaid
Friend, freshman year roommate, and dance partner. Always down to build a snowman.
Groomsman
Spookiest Homie. Looks much better in a crop top than you do.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride. Will never run out of hair products. Has yet to beat the bride at DragonTales.
Officiant
Main Mang. Glizzy Gladiator and COD zombies lore enthusiast.
Flower Girl
Niece of the Groom. Definitely knows more about Hyenas than you do
Flower Girl
Cousin of the Bride. Plans on cartwheeling down the aisle
Ring Bearer
Best Nephew. Baby, currently unemployed (don't ask, sore subject)