Frequently Asked Questions

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If you have to describe something as indescribable, haven't you already describe it?

Answer

yes.

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What is green and pear shaped?

Answer

A pear

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Answer

A stick

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How does a penguin build its house?

Answer

Igloos it together

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why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Answer

Because they're so good at it

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When someone yawns in front of a deaf person, do they think that person is screaming?

Answer

probably

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Answer

Blue paint

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Answer

Sign language