He wore a Raphael costume featuring a shabby red headband and hand-drawn abs. It was as good a time as any to strike up a conversation with a vague acquaintance in the Newport commons. She knew his name, and over the next few months would, unfortunately, learn much more. He liked jalapeno chips, Pokemon, and dum dums. She liked Ferrero Rocher, elephants, and was slowly working on a Costco pack of dum dums. So they compromised, and she gave him her dum dums. A spring dance rolled around and she decided, what the hell. How poorly could this possibly go? So she asked him out to Tolo and ended up dragging his ass around in circles in an ice rink. If you ask him, it was all just a plan to get her to hold his hand, but don't ask him. On April 12th, 2012, she opened her front door to find him holding a box of Ferrero Rocher and a stuffed elephant. Two yeses and one hundred and one months later, we invite you to join us on our wonderful wedding day!