Let's Party!

Chanels story: I didn't like being held hostage at what was marketed as a designer dog spa, so when I saw this family come up to meet me, I turned into a psychopath and bit their ankles and gave them puppy kisses until they picked me. Dogs pick their owners. If you don't believe that, ask Jeff if he wanted a dog and then notice who is the flower dog during the ceremony. Klyn says she's a speaker and Jeff's got employees for a company but mic drop- I'm the real boss here. His story: Her story: We met on a cheap dating website (I couldn't afford the good ones) and had fun conversations on business books, boating, and being from the midwest. I knew I wanted to meet him IRL because he had a photo shaking hands with Marcus Lemonis, who I later found out is his business rival. He took me to Tower 23 for appetizers and in case I was lame or ugly, or both, had plans with his friends to go to a concert that night. Well I was neither lame nor ugly, but I was hiding an IV drip while undergoing hospitalization for cystic fibrosis - so I played it cool when I wasn't invited because I had to get home and infuse a treatment through my port. Later that week, I was flying to Colorado to look at apartments but my "gut" told me this was the guy I was praying to meet and stayed in San Diego.