FAQs

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Will I have fun if I attend the wedding?

Answer

Cory will personally guarantee that you will have fun! We have already identified specific no-fun zones for all of the party-poopers that attend. Simply avoid these zones and you will have fun. We also encourage everyone to dance and make up for the dance-less 2020 Covid Era.

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What do I do if I see a moose?

Answer

First, give it a name. I usually go with Bullwinkle, but you can probably be more creative. Next, please invite it to the wedding because that would be the coolest ring bearer ever. But then just enjoy the experience from a safe distance, moose are much faster than you think!

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What do I do if I see a bear?

Answer

Rule#1: You must first acknowledge the bear! Do this calmly and tell the bear a nice relaxing story about your past. But then slowly back away and make yourself appear as large as possible. Bear spray is important to have when hiking in remote areas. The bear is also invited to the wedding, but he has to promise to mind his manners.

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Can I bring alcohol to the wedding?

Answer

No you cannot! Due to liquor license laws, Della Terra must serve all of the alcohol during the wedding & reception. If you have any recommendations, please let us know and we can make sure it is stocked.

Question

I don't enjoy the outdoors. Will I like Estes Park?

Answer

Estes Park will teach you to love the outdoors.

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Is Kristian allowed to play music at the wedding?

Answer

Only if it is not a hour long DJ set or a sea shanty.