The only real option for 2 social awkward humans: online dating. Specifically OkCupid – John messaged Krystal first.

John picked Krystal up at her college dorm and took her to the movies to see the remake of Friday the 13th (hence the wedding date), but not before they ate chicken tendies and fries at Chili's. John paid for dinner, so Krystal TRIED to pay for the movie tickets. They battled it out at the ticket kiosk: pushing, pulling and shoving each other to get access to the card swipe. Needless to say, John paid.

While staying at a bed and breakfast in the Outer Banks, they decided to get ready for a date night at their favorite restaurant. As always, John was ready first and waiting on Krystal. He buttered her up with compliments as he watched her add the final touches. As she put on her earrings, John came over to give her a kiss and said, "You look beautiful, but there's only one thing missing..." Krystal turned to him as he was getting down on one knee. She yelled at him to stop playing around, but he took out a ring. 🙃 The end.