Maid of Honor
the bride's favorite sister & future philanthropist
Best Man
the groom's cousin & tallest member of the wedding party
Bridesmaid
fellow wahoo, is a better golfer than you are, and can take you on a culinary tour of NYC
Groomsman
the groom's favorite brother, enforcer of the USGA's Rules of Golf
Bridesmaid
fellow wahoo, sometimes rides horses, ex Bills bartender
Groomsman
the groom's other favorite brother, keeper of the ring bearer and flower girl
Bridesmaid
most tasteful, graceful, and generous, has never forgiven the bride for leaving Georgetown freshman year
Groomsman
groom's golfing nemesis, baseline familiarity with the Grateful Dead & Phish
Bridesmaid
fellow snail, opened the door to the bride's faith, ask her who her favorite dj is
Groomsman
groom's (and bride's!) skiing nemesis, future extra in a Teton Gravity Research film
Bridesmaid
fellow snail, will one day produce your favorite Hollywood film
Groomsman
groom's fishing nemesis, no longer afraid of shotgunning beers
Bridesmaid
fellow snail, funniest hands, selflessly dedicated to friends, family, and strangers in need