He's not murdering me, he's marrying me!

Over brunch our conversation flowed... and as it ended we had a discussion that would either end in murder or a second date. As the brunch was wrapping up, they decided to continue the date with a stroll through the park. And then, Kissyc looked at Tyler and asked, "Should we take your car, my car, or both cars?" "We can take my car...," Tyler said hesitantly, then proceeded to follow up with "I should let you know I have a shovel in the back of my car..." Kissyc stared at Tyler for a moment, trying to grasp what he was saying... and then the light bulb clicked. "Oooh!! You mean you could kill me?" Kissyc questioned completely deadpan, then going with her gut feeling she said, "It's okay, I don't think you'll kill me." Tyler's look of absolute mortification when Kissyc talked about him killing her, is still a look she can't forget. "That is not at ALL what I meant...," Tyler said regaining his composure. Then explained that he was helping out a neighbor with a tree stump... a likely story! Tyler escorted Kissyc to his car, where she didn't even notice the shovel in the back seat and they had a great rest of the date. Conversations of how pigs eat dead bodies and the best disposal method of a body, made for a memorable first date. On their second date, the following conversation took place... "Do you still have the shovel?" Kissyc inquired. "No, I got rid of it," Tyler replied. "Ahhh so you aren't going to kill me?" Kissyc asked. "No... I'm just not going to bury you." Tyler responded, and thus a love story was started.