"Hello my beautiful lady, if you have the time available, may I just gaze upon your lavish appearance for a moment as I bask in your glowing aura" - Preston "That's a lot..." - Kirbi "I'm not hearing a no lol" - Preston Thankfully he was Kirbi's kind of funny and not someone who was going to kill her in a basement. After a bad day at work leaving Preston covered in potatoes all he wanted was some all you can eat sushi. He went on a limb to see if Kirbi would like to meet him for the first time in person and she agreed. After Kirbi quickly to succumbed to Prestons wit and charm there was no turning back. That first date moved into many more and to Preston squatting at Kirbi's place. Since she couldn't evict him because of squatters rights he made himself quite at home. The rest is history.