November 22, 2021
Angleton, Texas
#HowdytotheHorsleys
Kimberly & Andrew
Things you should know
Texas is a unique place with its own way of living, we park our horse's right next to high rises.
There are some unique terms you should be familiar with and be comfortable using when talking to a Texan.
Y’all
This one’s famous, y’all. But, few visitors know how to use it correctly. Y’all is the southern contraction of you all, and it’s meant to be used for when you’re addressing more than one person.
Bless your heart
If a little old lady says this to you, then you just said something stupid.
I need to see a man about a horse
No need to follow this is the only polite way to say you are going to the bathroom.
Fixin’ to
If you’re fixin’ to do something, it has literally nothing to do with fixing anything. Fixin’ to means you’re about to do something.
All Hat, No Cattle
If someone’s all hat and no cattle then it means that they’re all talk and no follow through. Or, it means that someone speaks highly of themselves.
Question
What kind of weather will we have?
Answer
The weather can be ornery this time of year it could be 50 degrees it could be 80, but it will probably be both in the same day, so best to come prepared.
Question
Should I be in the fast lane?
Answer
Only if you plan on going 15 MPH over the posted speed limit.
Question
Why does everyone drive trucks?
Answer
Cause America! Truck yeah.
Question
Do you ride horse every where?
Answer
Yes.
Question
Was I just called ma'am?!?!!
Answer
Yes, it is a term of respect for women in the Lone Star State.
For all the days along the way