Matron of Honor
Alison and I have been friends since we were 18. We both attended the University of Georgia and moved into a Buckhead apartment together after college. There, we learned the art of surviving on ramen noodles and questionable laundry practices. She has been my confidante, my partner in crime, and the person who always knows where I hid the last bottle of wine. Honestly, I wouldn’t have made it through the past three years without Alison’s unwavering support.
Bridesmaid
MacKay isn’t just my son Chandler’s fiancée—she’s also the daughter of my dear friend Charlotte, with whom I’ve shared 44 years of friendship. So technically, their engagement means I’m keeping it all in the family. I’ve known MacKay since she was little and now she’s about to become my daughter-in-law. Funny how life works—you spend decades warning your kids about your friends’ kids, and then one day, they decide to marry them. I couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome MacKay into the family next year, even though she’s basically been part of it all along!
Bridesmaid
Stephanie, Scott’s sister, has been the stealth MVP of our relationship for the past three years. Think of her as a Swiss Army knife—if instead of blades and corkscrews, it came packed with charm, razor-sharp wit, and an uncanny knack for knowing when you need a laugh. She’s also my go-to source for Scott’s childhood tales, like an exclusive subscriber to "Embarrassing Family Stories Weekly." Honestly, who needs a private investigator when you’ve got Stephanie, effortlessly blending support with a dash of delightful mischief?
Bridesmaid
Harper is Scott’s daughter, and what can I say? She’s basically Scott with pigtails. Imagine Scott shrunk down, sprinkled with a dash of sparkle, and armed with an adorable grin that can talk her way out of any trouble—trust me, she’s tried. Same expressions, same sass, and the same uncanny ability to "forget" cleaning her room with the confidence of a seasoned negotiator. Honestly, she’s like Scott 2.0, but with better fashion sense and a suspiciously strong love for glitter.
Groomsman
CHANDLER. Behold, the tale of CHANDLER, MY FIRSTBORN—a saga etched in the annals of parenting history. In an era where sleep became folklore and chaos thrived, arose the trailblazer of tiny triumphs: Chandler. The OG, the trendsetter, the captain of the sibling ship. Marvel at the chronicles of diaper disasters, snack negotiations, and daring escapades over coffee tables. Chandler, with a glint of mischief and boundless curiosity, carved paths through the wilderness of first steps and first words, forever altering the landscape of parenthood. Prepare yourselves at the next family gathering for his wedding in 2026 for an encore performance of legendary proportions. Ladies and gentlemen, brace for the myth, the marvel, the firstborn—CHANDLER.
Groomsman
Connor, the legendary middle son extraordinaire and the family’s undeniable comic relief, wields empathy as his trusted sidekick, honesty without any sugar-coating, and a comedic timing so precise it could win awards . Connor has been there to lend a listening ear and a witty comment to every mundane moment Honestly, he’s the only person who can roast you lovingly while making you laugh so hard you forget to be offended. Our proverbial redheaded middle son—empathetic, honest, and comically hilarious.
Groomsman
Cole, the youngest of the fabulous 3, and quite possibly the most reliable human since the invention of coffee. Steady and dependable, Cole is the person you'd trust to water your plants, feed your dog, and still remind you where you left your keys—all while cracking a joke that somehow makes you feel like everything's under control. His salty wit is the cherry on top, adding just enough sass to keep things interesting, but never too much to overshadow his warmth. Cole makes work seem effortless, like he’s got a secret manual the rest of us missed, all while lighting up the room with a presence that says, "Don’t worry, I’ve got this." And you know what? He really does.
Flower Girl
🌸 Meet Our Flower Girl: Ana Arwood 🌸 Ana, the youngest daughter of our dear friends Dave and Tori Arwood—a.k.a. the pint-sized dynamo with a sparkling smile, sassy wit, and more energy than a triple-shot espresso on a sugar high. Armed with a basket of petals and the confidence of someone who’s definitely running the show, Ana is here to charm your hearts, steal the spotlight (just for a moment, we hope), and redefine the art of flower tossing. Will she delicately sprinkle petals with grace? Or will she unleash a floral frenzy that resembles an epic confetti cannon at a rock concert? Expect dramatic flourishes, surprise twirls, interpretive dances, and possibly a victory lap. Rumor has it she’s been training for this moment with rigorous petal-flinging drills and advanced pirouette techniques. Either way, we guarantee she’ll bring the perfect mix of sweetness, sass, and a dash of wedding-day magic. Buckle up, folks—the flower girl extravaganza is about to begin!
Giving away the Bride
We are thrilled to have Uncle Tony, my mother AbbyGail Keappler's fabulous brother, giving me away at our wedding. Though my dear dad, Gary Keappler, can’t be with us due to his health, his love is sprinkled into every moment of this special day like confetti. Uncle Tony, ever the dependable family superhero with a dash of charm, said 'yes' to this role faster than he says 'yes' to seconds at Thanksgiving dinner. His warm heart, quick wit, and sparkling presence will add an extra dash of magic to our celebration. We’re overjoyed to share this unforgettable moment with someone who’s been the heart of our family gatherings and the keeper of countless laughs and hugs.