Maid of Honor
"Sister" Pro: Selfless Creature Con: Harder to track than a B2 Stealth Bomber
Best Man
"Zae" Pro: Ride or die loyalty Con: Busch Light confidence
Bridesmaid
"smootieking" Pro: Always right down the street Con: Will spill the drink you just bought her
Groomsman
"Bev" Pro: Surprisingly durable Con: Poker addiction is a financial threat
Bridesmaid
"T" Pro: Her hair can be used to escape a tower Con: Has too many McDonalds App points
Groomsman
"B-rice" Pro: OG status Con: Diabetes purse
Bridesmaid
"Brit Spit" Pro: Kills Queen on karaoke Con: Can't be trusted with eyeliner
Groomsman
"Ron" Pro: Plays pool in a cowboy hat Con: Tells everyone how good he is at pool
Bridesmaid
"Tay Tay" Pro: Best appetizers in town Con: Calendar already full with beauty appointments
Groomsman
"Porter" Pro: Free Labor Con: Peanut Allergy
Bridesmaid
"Bugs" Pro: Quotes the Grinch all year long Con: Shots of Vodka are still her go-to at 24
Groomsman
"Luke" Pro: Carries the vibes for the entire group Con: Requires a minimum of 45 minutes to get ready
Bridesmaid
"Jem" Pro: Better at giving CPR than Dwight Schrute Con: Drives at the max speed of 35mph
Groomsman
"Terry" Pro: Brings diversity to the wedding party Con: Sometimes requires subtitles
Sister of the Groom
Sister of the Groom
Mother of the Bride
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Groom