Once upon a time, in Rome, Sally was walking along when...bam! A bright light nearly blinded her! "What...or who is that?!" she wondered. When the light finally faded, she made out the impression of a tall, dark man who was doing push-ups and pull-ups at the same time (push-pulls). As he glanced her way, the only thing she could think was, "Hot damn! He looks just like Prince von Hoffenhutl from that Hallmark movie I watched last night!" (And he did...because he was white). Suddenly, her stomach dropped as he glanced over at her, smiled, and winked (and did another push-pull). It was all she could do to keep from swooning. After he was done completing his 200 push-pulls, the mysterious man decided to go talk to Sally. He walked up to her and said, "Hey babe, we've never met before, but I can tell you like all of the same things that I like: Megamind, food,...love. What do you say we wait three months until we're back in Irving and then go on a date? Oh by the way, my name is John...Kheriaty." All that John could make out through the blubbering tears of joy was...."I'd love nothing more in the whole world!" And a little over 2 years later...they were engaged to be married.