Miranda & Kevin
Wedding Party
Kate
Maid of Honor
Has known Miranda since 7th grade. No one better to throw pinecones or have slow motion cat races with. Miranda loves country dancing thanks to her.
Lindsay
Bridesmaid
Has known Miranda since 8th grade. Best person to make up songs and eat balls with, and the only person to convince Miranda to visit Kansas. Mama bear to Cooper
Pamela
Bridesmaid
Has known Miranda since 2015, and Miranda's 'wife'. There's no one higher skilled at finding the best food spots or being Miranda's therapist.
Mallory
Bridesmaid
Has known Miranda since 2019, but these soul-sisters go back further. Fought a few psychopaths and electric scooters together, and survived to tell the tales.
Pomai
Best Woman
Has known Kevin since 2008 and is the cupcake to his sprinkles. Best person to go to for life advice and a caring ear. Would be the one to report the guys (see below)
Nathan
Groomsman
Has known Kevin since FLETC. Goofball of the group - go to him if you ever need a laugh! Always down to be the life of the party and *proudly* embodies the 'class clown'. Would be the reason the guys go to jail.
Tom
Groomsman
Has known Kevin since FLETC. Kevin's partner in crime and always down for an adventure, regardless of personal safety. Would be sitting next to the guys in jail saying, "Damn, that was fun!"
Josh
Groomsman
Has known Kevin since FLETC. Gets the gold medal for 'family man' and is a jack of all trades - if you need it, he can find it. He would be the mastermind behind the guys escape from Shawshank.
Cooper
Ring Security
I dare you to find a cuter ring bearer! Watch out ladies, he is single, BUT you'll have to go through mama Lindsay, then aunties Miranda and Kate next!
Moose
Flower Child
Kevin and Miranda's first baby together. Make sure to give him lots of love and rubs and he'll be your best friend forever. Part pterodactyl.