Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride. Guinea pig-mom to Chuwey Nacho. Hobson family folklore says there was a signed agreement between the two sisters a few decades ago that they each would be the other’s Maid of Honor.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom. Best friend and role model to Danny. Andy is the proud dog-dad to two weiners, owner of a fantastic sneaker collection, and the second-best fantasy football manager in the Miller family. Lost to Danny in their most recent foot race.
Bridesmaid
Sister-in-law of the Bride. By day Danielle designs NYC skyscrapers, and by night she designs save-the-dates and wedding invitations for her family members, while also providing impeccable wedding guidance and moral support.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Danny and Brice began their friendship journey as arch nemeses, but bonded over Halo and Admiral Nelson. Could likely beat Danny in a distance race, but there has yet to be a true foot race.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom. Dog-mom to Oreo. The Bride & Groom's quaran-teammate through 2020 and beyond. Much to the chagrin of the Groom, the Bride asked Izzie to stand by her side first. DM her for a collab.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. Waz and Danny met at Wabash College, through the Ultimate Frisbee team and as brothers of Phi Delta Theta. The Bride is begrudgingly allowing Waz's attendance, even though he is a Steelers fan. The last foot race between these two was on Waz's own wedding day, where he came out on top.