Dylan: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess (Kerri). But she had an enchantment of a bashful sort which could only be broken by loveās first kiss. She was locked away in a bi-level guarded by a strict overprotective father. Few previous partners had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in Brianās keep in the highest room of the green bedroom tower. For her true love and true loveās first kiss. Dylan: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (bird chirping sounds) The spell is set to be broken; we can't wait to celebrate our happily ever after with you! š¢š©š»āš¦°š“š°āØ