Maid of Honor
Of all her sisters, Mary has always been Keri's favorite. She and Thomas will never get over the shared trauma of having to watch their siblings make out in the hallways of Kennedy on the way to class.
Best Man
Thomas has been anticipating this wedding since freshman year of high school. Not only because it confirms Kevin and Keri’s love and happiness, but also because it means Mary owes him $5.
Bridesmaid
The big sister Keri never officially had. Kristen's taste in Jonas Brothers music is impeccable, and she is also an amazing example of what a human should be. Who else would lend you the literal shoe off their foot in the middle of a hiking trip because you lost yours?
Groomsman
Quite possibly the only responsible one here. The dad reflexes may come in handy.
Bridesmaid
Fun fact: Kevin and Keri both had roommates named Cori/Corey at the same time. We’re all excited for the COReunion and Keri is so thankful she got to spend her time in Philly with such a fun, smart, and caring person as Cori.
Groomsman
Live. Laugh. Love. Repeat.
Bridesmaid
*First Day of High School - Homeroom 109* Teacher: Alright, everyone take out a pen to write your schedules down Keri: *pure panic, unable to find the 12 color coded pens she packed that day* Keri: Hi, uh can I borrow a pen? Sarah: *What idiot doesn't bring a pen to the first day of school?* Sarah: Uh, sure. Keri: Hey, our brothers are friends, right? Sarah: Yeah, I think so. Keri: Cool. Sarah: Cool. *And a beautiful friendship was born*
Groomsman
Cute enough to stop your heart, smart enough to restart it.
Bridesmaid
KTV. Keri is so glad she thought Cori was sketchy and she chose to live in a nursing school adult dorm room with Katie instead. Roomies 4ever.
Groomsman
Matt Eccher has been a friend of Kevin’s since the first day of college at Loyola when he told a joke outside of the gym that caused a priest to scold him. From that day, Kevin knew that Matt was one of a kind. He is as complex and fun as the melody of the song “Like a G6”, and as deep and intelligent as the lyrics of the song “Like a G6”. Matt is a guy who will accidentally take you to a concert 3 weeks early, but will make it up to you with a trip to Hooters. Matt has two brothers but loves Kevin like a third and is so happy for him and Keri.
Bridesmaid
Stacey has become an even closer friend to Keri since nursing school. Keri clearly only surrounds herself with intelligent, beautiful, and hilarious women such as Stacey. Some might even say that Stacey, too, has got it going on.
Groomsman
In college, Peter and Kevin made a bet on who would get engaged first. Guess who’s $1,000 richer? Chaminade man.
Bridesmaid
Lauren has been one of Keri's best friends since high school. From being her volleyball pepper partner to 11 PM Starbucks runs, and aimlessly driving around Westchester talking about life and looking at Christmas lights on houses they can't afford, Lauren has been the most loyal friend a girl could ask for.
Groomsman
A slightly less handsome carbon copy of Kevin.
Bridesmaid
Laurens just make the greatest friends, ya know? Keri is so happy she met someone that matches her golden retriever energy like Lauren does. She just gets her. They're like the same person, but Lauren has a better butt, and that's ok.
Groomsman
Always reads the full terms and conditions. Boom. Lawyered.