Officiant
Thaddeus is the absolute light of our lives.
Father of the Bride
Thaddeus is the fastest boy I know.
Father of the Groom
Thaddeus is the smartest dog I have ever met.
Flower Girl
Thaddeus is the most handsome.
Candle Lighter
Thaddeus naturally smells good.
Usher
Thaddeus exposes toy companies that claim to have indestructible toys. A seeker of truth.