Bride
"It's Beg not Baaag"
Groom
"It's Baag, not Beg"
Maid of Honor
"Listen honey, I'm the Maid of Honor B****"
Best Woman
"Kent, you're my gay/non gay best friend"
Bridesmaid
"Are you even Cousins if you didn't play with my little ponies and eat mac and cheese on pizza?"
Groomsman
"Muscles are magical"
Bridesmaid
"We Built This City!"
Groomsman
"I'm Fked! But I'm walkin anyways"
Bridesmaid
" Can't wait to judge this fool ; ) "
Groomsman
"No way that was a lateral pass"
Bridesman
"Peace Out Nashville, I'm goin to Miami"
Groomswoman
"......................."
Bridesmaid
"Hey Kent, wanna come to a pool party?"
Groomsman
"The Food Is Good"
Mother of the Bride
"I paid her eHarmony bill, you're welcome Kent"
Mother of the Groom
"I like her! if you Fk this up, I'll disown you"
Father of the Bride
Kent: "I wanted to ask for your daughters hand in marriage" Me: "You can have all of her"
Father of the Groom
" What your Mom said"
Officiant
"I ask the questions 'round here" -Great Tennessee Officiants-