We love most of your children, but we want this to be a night off for everyone to party. So please leave your kids at home and preferably with some form of supervision.
If your invitation does not say "Guest", then no pluses for you. Dunkin is bouncing the doors. There will be a few single people looking to mingle. So come single and find a date on the dance floor the old fashion way. No need to go on Tinder (insert your favorite app) to find the "love of your life" to accompany you to our wedding...union...merging of two houses...international relations... Whatever you want to call it. I don't even know what the proper term is anymore.
You have not been paying attention if you do not know this by now. Kenny likes to say "Gatsby Theme". It makes it sound like we are throwing a kid's birthday party. Next thing you know we will be having a Ninja Turtle themed rehearsal dinner and then all bets are off. Formal 1920's style recommended but not required.
We don't know. Just show up and be ready for anything. Things could get a little nuts.
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Its like a straight wedding but much more fun. Sure we won't be throwing a bouquet, and there won't be a father daughter dance. I would dance with Richie but he has been taking dance lessons so I don't want him to show me up. Maybe Kenny and I will dance with our Mom's but my mom has been taking dance lessons as well and I am told she tends to try and lead. Just be prepared for anything.