Dustin and I are getting locked together. If you would like to see another destination that locks people up, feel free to drive by the prison.
Hungry before the reception starts? Need something delicious and homemade? If you answered, yes, to the first questions, and no to the second, then swing by McDonald's and pick up a Happy Meal to start the night off right!
Live in a little bumpkin area? You already know where I'm going with this. Out of towners, let me introduce you to a nice drive. Please enjoy our exquisitely paved Historic Route 66. Over 66 potholes to enjoy, each one that will knock a few extra brain cells loose.
If the tequila won't keep things regular, this will.
In a judgmental mood? Get it out before you show up to our wedding and go witness our famous "People of Walmart"! With Authentic Smells.
Having a garbage time in Pontiac? Throw that attitude away at the lovely Landfill! Let the smell of love and garbage fill the air!
You were an idiot and got a DUI from our wedding? Come back and dispute it at the beautiful Courthouse! Remember the three most iconic safety procedures for successful adults - Don't Drink and Drive. Click it or Ticket. Stop, Drop, and Roll.