Groom
"Is it new? Is it novel? Does it have a strong flavor?" -Kelton Fuchs
Bride
"I just wuv." -Abigail VanWetten
Best Man
"I should be in that dress, not Abi!" -Robert Holzapfel
Maid of Honor
"Don't trust anything I say, read the Bible instead." -Rachel Anderson
Groomsman
"Whatever you do, call me Ceej. Ceej VanDonge." -Ceej VanDonge
Maid of Honor
"Breh." -Gabriella VanDonge
Groomsman
"God. Rock climbing. Coding." -Mason Brandow
Bridesmaid
"I loved Trader Joe's before loving Trader Joe's was a thing." -Anna Edmonds
Groomsman
"You don't know my last name? Sucks to suck." -Matthew Sucks to Suck
Bridesmaid
"I've always been a salad girl." -Angelina Wright
Groomsman
"Sleep? What's that?" -Justin Vergel de Dios
Bridesmaid
"Just get good." -Aaliyah Weaver
Groomsman
"I don't think. The microscopic quokka living inside my head does that for me." -Cave Dave
Bridesmaid
"As a psychology major..." -Piper Necaise
Groomsman
"Be an adult, crap you pants." -Domenick Corso
Bridesmaid
"I just want to be at home with my cats." -Isabelle VanWetten
Groomsman
"Groomsman? What does that mean?" -Caiden Fuchs
Bridesmaid
"Chow chow y'all." -Segie VanWetten
Groomsman
"READING THE BIBLE IS AWESOME." -Casey Keller
Bridesmaid
"Nor." -Chloe Keller
Groomsman
"mmm...I'm...not doing that." -Canyon Fuchs
Bridesmaid
"Guys, not in front of my salad." -Sydney Meyers