Matron of Honor
Cousin, Best Friend Never lived life without her Heavily choreographed and cherished childhood full of age-inappropriate SNL sketches and always giving Kelsey the boy part in our partner dance productions If you think you’re talking to the bride, but you’re wondering why she isn’t wearing white, it’s probably Kaitlind. Married to Cesar, who also looks like Christian. We don’t know how this happened…
Best Man
Aka Tio Chris Youngest sibling - best friend. Definition of ride or die. My dad wanted to us to be close so he suggested he be named Chris , because being blood brothers isn’t close enough.
Matron of Honor
Childhood best friend Favorite color is glitter Married to the Officiant, Evan Mother of the flower girl, Emelia Keeper of the bride Will definitely bring up Taylor Swift and Sedona, AZ Has unwaveringly been there through it all—A constant, unconditional friendship. I’d be jealous of us too.
Best Man
Aka Rory’s Dad and Allie’s Husband Used to not be better at baseball than me but then one day, he just was. NY Yankees, University of Texas, Liverpool (England) fan - but from Massachusetts. Not sure how this happened. Greatest guy in the world, wouldn’t be here without him after all these years.
Bridesmaid
The OG Kelsey Diaz Younger sister of the groom
Groomsman
Aka my sisters hostage .. I mean husband - lucky him! Amazing guy, genuine and sincere. Not many like him. Can talk UFC with the best of the them, hoping there’s not a major UFC card on the night of the wedding.
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Aka Kelsey’s brother or Morgan’s husband Great dad, decent golfer, perfect family Can really party .. if he remembers his wallet
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Aka Ashley’s future husband Life of the party since high school Almost certainly has laid out a few prop bets for the night Jameis Winston’s biggest fan & believes Kevin Cash made the right call pulling Blake Snell in Game 6.
Groomsman
Aka Hanna’s fiance or Sam’s twin Also has the same strange choice in sports teams One of the best friends you can ever make Has grown a 10/10 mullet, unknown why he chopped it off
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Aka Emily’s future husband Former hooper Can’t hang with me in Madden or NCAA Has been a groomsman for everyone else so had to keep the steak alive
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