Ryan & Kelsey
Wedding Party
Danica Vaughan
Maid of Honor
Crying cause she ain't smelled a thing since '09.
Reagan Holley
Best Man
Tequila makes his clothes fall off
Mirannda Hays
Maid of Honor
Just like Bubba who loves shrimp, Mirannda loves potatoes. She says you can: Barbeque it, boil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh mashed potatoes, backed potatoes, potato salad, chopped potatoes, french fries, curly fries, waffle fries, crinkle fries.
Brooks Graham
Groomsman
"You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"
Brooke Parcell
Bridesmaid
I may not drink often... but when I do you better get me a mic and put Picture by Kid Rock on.
Daniel Mims
Groomsman
Bartender- "What would you like to drink?" Dan- "Hand me a Natty, I'm a lil trashy"
Amanda LeBlanc
Bridesmaid
Mandy is pictured. Let's hope Amanda shows up instead.
Onochie Eguzo
Groomsman
Nobody: Onie: "Yea I can flow... The name's Onie, ain't ever been a jabroni what I eat on Mondays is macaroni..."