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He invited me to a Cubs game, thinking I liked baseball. I said "yes," thinking he did. Neither of us likes baseball.

A picture is worth a thousand words, and this website builder limits me to only 200.

We both have a gambling problem: we're really not sure how it works, and we're terrified to try.

Once you've been together a while, you start to dress alike. This wasn't even planned!

You know you've met "the one" when they're willing to help you clean up cat vomit from the back seat 15 minutes into a 3-hour car ride.

Me: "Let's show off how muddy we are!" Fil: Me: "Wait, why am I so much muddier than you?"

That time Fil cranked out a half marathon with zero training. Literally none.

A rare sighting of a Fil and Kelly in the wild during their hibernation months.

Me: I went through kind of a pirate phase growing up. Fil: A pirate phase? Kelly: Argh!