Maid of Honor
Best friends since 1997. She is the one I can scream sing all the Lauryn Hill songs with, the one that remembers when I had acne, braces and a short curly rabbit growing on my head. She knows more secrets about me than anyone out there so get her drunk at the wedding.... She has been there from the beginning and she will be there until the end.
Matron of Honor
Sister from the same mister. My see-star. My skinny twin. My friend. The mother of the cutest most wonderful kids in the world😁 I am so lucky to have her by my side.
Bridesmaid
The most magical mermaid and unicorn in all the land. My bossum buddy. The silliest friend I know. Nothing in my life would be the same without her. All the stars and moons shine down on this Mountain Lion.
Bridesmaid
This fiery woman keeps me on my toes and is the one I can always count on for a fun time. She is the most colorful of all the peacocks in the land.
Bridesmaid
If you are looking for the best party, the best drinks, the most laughter and the most inappropriate conversation you know Jill is yo girl. Since the moment I saw her kiss her future husband over the bar I knew I would love her forever.
Bridesmaid
The calm in the storm, the sweetest lady in all the land. I basically stalked her and forced her to become friends with me because I knew she was special. She's a beauty inside and out.
Best Man
I've known Rob since the day I stole all his chips in preschool. He's been down since day one. He's never really been my friend, he's just been my family.
Groomsman
We always formed like Voltron, Mark just happened to be the head.
Groomsman
First and foremost, in da house. I once saw this guy 360 up a bench at Burger King, like first try. Go go Indy kid, super hunk.
Groomsman
First time so hung out with this guy was at the Sizzler so I knew it was real. Viva Los Doyers.
Groomsman
You were there on our first date and maybe you will be there for our last. You love in bro town but you're a brother.
Groomsman
First person to know my name and talk to me in Huntington Beach. Good guy through and through. Work wife, and future Anderson Award winner 2019.
Officiant
Dan: She walked into my life at the LCP on my day off. We didn't really like each other but for some reason we are now family. p.s. sorry about the extra large shirts. Kelly: the fastest finger gun slinger in town. The one I stole from Dan and made my family. The heart of gold who loves fiercely. No one else could ever do this huge gesture of love for us quite like you will.