Maid of Honor
Sister of the Bride, partner in crime, hot girl walk enthusiast, will drown in the ocean, always tracking the UV, will risk it all for a handsome man, fuhgeddaboudit
Best Man
Best Friend of the Groom, world travel partner, mariner of the seas, future Notre Dame alum, single
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride, New York City girl, michelin star chef, loves a cocktail, will re-apply sunscreen a million times
Officiant
Best friend of the Groom, golden retriever in a human body, marginally athletic, and guaranteed to eat all of the sweets
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom, Wizarding World devotee, classical dance specialist, may show up sunburnt
Groomsman
Best Friend of the Groom, connoisseur of shenanigans, athlete, smartest man at the wedding