Bride
Most likely to be overstimulated by their own wedding
Groom
Bridesmaid
Most likely to take your stuff then help you look for it
Best Man
Most likely to high pitch scream and run away if a bug is within a foot of the vicinity
Bridesmaid
Most likely to trip over flat ground and choke on air
Best Man
Most likely to tear apart your appliances just to put them back together
Bridesmaid
Most likely to say what everyone else was thinking
Groomsman
Most likely to burn down the house making popcorn
Bridesmaid
Most likely to play with kids to avoid adult conversation
Groomsman
Most likely to hang out with dogs instead of people
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Most likely to mix all the liquors and regret life later
Bridesmaid
Most likely to use some off the wall methods for face care, then go thrifting for dollhouse items
Groomsman
Most likely to have a doctorate in sarcasm and minor in empathy
Bridesmaid
Most likely to try and adopt all the shelter dogs
Groomsman
Most likely to boost a car and be the get away driver
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Most likely to buy too much fishing gear that won’t be used
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be mid conversation and then forget to respond for at least a week
Groomsman
Most likely to blow off plans for his family
Mother of the Groom
Most likely to drop everything to help someone out
Father of the Groom
Most likely to see 20 deer in one sitting and not shoot a single one
Flower Girl
Most likely to be roundhouse kicking boys by the age of 6
Officiant
Most likely to be the author of a philosophy book