Maid of Honor
Most likely to run to the ceremony (picking up every piece of litter en route) after submitting a research paper to an academic journal and deliver a speech that will make you laugh, cry and beg for more.
Best Man
Most likely to be congratulated repeatedly throughout the day for his marriage to Katie.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to write an Academy Award-winning screen play based on Bill Hurley's reception antics (with cameos from every member of her and Katie's high school graduating class).
Groomsman
Most likely to wear a tattered Texas A&M cutoff to the ceremony (with an undershirt). Equally likely to remove said shirt and show you his triceps.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to request that the band play "You're the One that I Want" from Grease (while proving she can recite all of Sandy's lines by heart on the dance floor) and be asked to style every photo taken at the wedding.
Groomsman
Most likely to be found sifting through the Ring Bearer's diaper...for the rings.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to give Katie a calming pre-game talk ending with "Go Bombers!" seconds before walking down the aisle with a porron under her dress.
Groomsman
Most likely to lead the reception in a rousing rendition of Barenaked Ladies' "Brian Wilson", complete with instruments such as badminton racquets, dinghy paddles and pool noodles.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to create an arrangement for the Flower Girl so stunning that it'll be featured in the Martha Stewart Weddings and to provide all of the songs for the cocktail hour playlist due to her and Katie's very similar taste in music and her incredible ability to find tear-jerking jams.
Groomsman
Most likely to miss the wedding because it's opening day on some mountain, somewhere. If he does make it, he'll likely arrive by way of the cove.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be called by Katie the night before the wedding to come check the hotel room for bed bugs and watch an episode of Undercover Boss.
Groomsman
Most likely to twirl every single woman (and some men) on the dance floor. Hide your date.
Bridesmaid
Most likely to be keeping the behind-the-scene chaos under control and have exactly what the Best Good Boy (treats) and Mother of the Bride (wine) need on hand to keep the ship sailing.
Groomsman
Most likely to make a speech at the rehearsal dinner that requires a translator and have the entire dance floor transfixed as he shakes jee behind.
Best Good Boy
Most likely to sleep with a bridesmaid.