Maid of Honor
Most likely to put you in a headlock on the dance floor
Best Man
Most likely to hold Megan up while she crowd surfs (he’s strong)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to trip walking down the aisle
Groomsman
Most likely to have his shirt off on the dance floor
Bridesmaid
Most likely to dance on a table to “Whiskey Girl”
Groomsman
Most likely to request “This is How We Do It” one too many times
Bridesmaid
Most likely to rip her dress on the dance floor
Groomsman
Most likely to eat an entire shot tower pizza at late night food
Bridesmaid
Most likely to somehow fall in the river
Groomsman
Most likely to extinguish a fire, if that were to happen (he’s a firefighter)
Bridesmaid
Most likely to crowd surf (speaking from experience)
Groomsman
Most likely to try and sell you his truck at cocktail hour