Maid of Honor
Reigning co-champion of high school gym class pickleball and undisputed champion of everyone’s hearts
Best Man
Best not get into an argument with him without being ready to “give an example,” but if he's on your side, sit back and relax
Bridesmaid
Please refer to her extensive Notes app, which includes gems like ‘Most Husband Material Men at Villanova’ (guess who made the podium!)
Groomsman
Never seen this man before 1:00 pm, Sleeping Beauty has found her rival
Bridesmaid
A beer hates to see her coming, but so should the dance floor when 5 o'clock rolls around
Groomsman
Most likely to be found at the Grog on a Monday or Tuesday (or any day for that matter)
Bridesmaid
Don’t tell her who you have a crush on, unless you want to get married 4 years later. Loose lips keep ships afloat?
Groomsman
Rumor has it, he owns a Mr. Softie ice cream truck and has never won a wrestling match in his life (just ask the groom)