Maid of Honor
Who better than the twin of the bride to make sure everything goes off without a hitch? But seriously, she works in bridal, so she knows what's up.
Best Man
Burley. Strong worded. Insightful. If you are looking for directions, he will tell you where to stop for the best beer along the way.
Musician
The only cellist we want playing us down the aisle.
Officiant
He's here to make us official!
Hype Man
'His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin' What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow'