Best Man
Known this guy my entire life, from Preschool, to St. Joes, to living together, to getting married the same year and Best Men at each other's weddings. My brother. The Man, The Myth, The Legend. RaRa Man of a thousand meat sweats. And only one in our group shorter than me too, so there's that.
Groomsman
The only man i know who can lose a ticket 10 feet away from the ticket booth. He also had a 2 year head start on me watching Naruto and I still passed him. Pittsburgh Steelers' fans till death do us part. Mr. Abandonment himself. Latom.
Groomsman
One of the most responsible people i know, if any of us needed help with anything he'd be there in a second full force. Always knows the best places to get pizza and if anyone knows me you know the fastest way to my heart is with food. And Sal is tucked right in there next to my sugar encrusted heart and taco bell.
Groomsman
Literally the man. Sugoi. Senpai.
Groomsman
The coolest guy i know.
Groomsman
Victor has very specific rules: No hard alcohol no exceptions. Must wear shirts that fit him. Must wear shorts that extend passed his fingertips. Must wear shoes and socks at all times Must bring his own pots and pans if he wants to eat/cook. Must use his inside voice.
Groomsman
He knocked my sister up. Hair game strong.
Maid of Honor
Known each other since we were 17, with black eye liner like alice cooper and lipstick like manson. Been through the craziest of times and are now able to enjoy each other through the best of times!
Maid of Honor
Sharing the same burning desire of animals we bonded over evenly shaved paw pads and pups with a better education than our own. My adventure buddy for life, 10 + years in the making!
Bridesmaid
I may have only met you a couple years ago at comic con, but I knew almost instantly you would become a permanent page in not just my life but joes as well!
Bridesmaid
My dearest katlin, we've been best friends since our corset days of getting kicked out for loitering at mall one gsp. Look at us adulting, adulting all over the place... cant wait to watch cartoons tomorrow!
Bridesmaid
Met you only a couple years ago and became two peas in a pod, looking forward to the future adventures and insane stories we have yet to share.
Bridesmaid
Known you for over 10 years, the best of times were our after work spinach dip runs or when waitors didn't know how to write the bill up correctly!
Father of the Bride
The best dressed anywhere, no questions asked, 24/7, 365 days a year.
Mother of the Groom
Goes above and beyond at all times. If I say I like Frosted Flakes she'll go buy me 10 boxes of Frosted Flakes ready for the next time she sees me.
Father of the Groom
Growing up my dad was known from the slicked back hair, black suits and black sunglasses, now his hair is very grey.
Bundle of Anxiety
Demon
Sack of Potatoes