After Party

We've been waiting for you all summer and we're so glad you're finally here!
Okay so here's the plan:
Take it easy at the wedding ceremony because between 8-11:30 tonight we will be going HARD. I'm talking food truck spitting out sliders, loaded tots and donuts, I'm talking Sacred Cream, a local DJ/band blasting the lid off the house, I'm talking sacrificial witchcraft! It's going to be insane, so don't burnout now!
Important information:
Address is 7430 Pine Tree Lane, West Palm Beach, FL 33406
DO NOT DRIVE AND PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY OR ON THE STREET.
You MUST take an Uber to Kathia's parent's house. Lake Clarke Shores has its own police and they will spray paint penises on your car if you park on the street.
DO NOT BE RETARDED. Don't fuck anything up please my wife's parents' house is nice as hell.
YOU CANNOT SLEEP IN THE HOUSE UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY. Please Uber back to your Airbnb or hotel.
Thank you :)