Maid of Honor
The reasonable, level-headed one. Obviously, we put her in charge. Potsdam, NY
Bridesmaid
I believe the phrase is 'partner in crime?' Potsdam, NY
Bridesmaid
Bride's little sister. No clue what's going on most of the time, but she's happy to be here. Brockport, NY
Bridesmaid
Bride's other little sister. The only one who didn't need to spray tan for the occasion. Tupper Lake, NY
Bridesmaid
Very versatile; can hold your hand or your hair back, whatever you need. Either way, she'll give you her thoughts while she does it. Potsdam, NY
Best Man
Connoisseur of fine vodka - preferably Skyy. Many good times shared with Vlad, few that are appropriate to bring up before the second round of drinks. South Orange, New Jersey.
Groomsman
Vlad's oldest and bestest friend. Going back all the way to Brooklyn, running up and down the block. Brooklyn, New York, NY.
Groomsman
Vlad's former Boston U roommate. Self-taught Guitar Hero. Bergenfield, New Jersey
Groomsman
Another Boston U pal of Vlad's. Funny, smart, and a veterinarian. He gets all the bitches (woof). Long Island, New York.
Groomsman
Likes wine with his yoga. San Diego, California.
Bridal Escort and Ring Bearer
Our #1 guy. Will be doubling up as security later in the evening. Potsdam, NY
Flower Girl
Will definitely upstage the bride. She's already practicing how many hors d'oeuvres she can fit in her cheeks. Potsdam, NY
Officiant
Cats. Chemistry. Cosmopolitans. Long Island, NY
Emotional(ly) Support(ed) Animal
Legally speaking, they have to let him be here. You can find him either pacing the room tripping the bride, or laying in wait under the grazing table. Will be taking his prime rib *rare*. Potsdam, NY