FAQs

Question

isnt he 50

Answer

sybau age is low-key just a number bro I'm closer to 50 than -60 so its fine

Question

youre disgusting kys

Answer

only if Christian asks me to

Question

is he gay

Answer

he said he wasn't gay but he never said he was straight

Question

why are you dating a gay guy

Answer

bro shut up

Question

hes gay

Answer

NO HES NOT

Question

why are his songs disgusting

Answer

he doesn't make the songs he just sings them bro

Question

would you get a buzz cut for him

Answer

i would go out and act like a crackhead on a bridge above a highway if he asked me to this isn't even a question

Question

gay

Answer

STOP