Maid of Honor
Will only attend if the Eagles aren't playing.
Best Man
Father of groom. Inspired groom's love for history.
Bridesmaid
Stewart with long hair - aka sister of the groom.
Groomsman
Baby but much bigger brother of bride.
Bridesmaid
The one the bride is sitting on.
Groomsman
Such a good guy, he's even nice to Duke fans.
Bridesmaid
German. Hates hugs and laughs at inappropriate times.
Groomsman
Hates vegetables more than most toddlers.
Bridesmaid
Once dropped an entire pizza in the street.
Groomsman
Set off the lunk alarm at Planet Fitness.
Bridesmaid
Bride's cousin. Survived getting dropped off at hotels as kids so the adults could go to the casino.
Groomsman
Survived pledging with the groom.
Bridesmaid
Snuck out of her house with the bride to get diet cokes in high school.
Groomsman
Once stole the bride's last Diet Coke.
Bridesmaid
Promised to stay up past her bedtime for the wedding.
Groomsman
Avid fisherman and Phish-erman.
Bridesmaid
Every time you see her offer her water, candy, and a foot massage, as she will be almost 9 months pregnant at the wedding.
Groomsman
Will be drinking for 3 at the wedding: himself, his wife, and unborn daughter.