Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
- Sister of the bride - Housemates for 15 years - Favorite saying, "Rachel, give me my socks back!"
Best Man
- Alex's best friend since 2000 - Connor Stallions superfan - Favorite saying: "My fantasy football team is always so unlucky"
Bridesmaid
- Best friends with Rachel for 28 years - Preschool dance partner - Favorite saying, "Rachel, I can't believe you blew out my birthday candles!"
Groomsman
- His dad hit a hole in one on 6/22/2025 - Former JV soccer goalie - Favorite saying: "Jameis Winston's 30 TD, 30 INT season is the greatest of all time"
Bridesmaid
- Former employer of the bride - Mother of Rachel's boyfriend (Noah) - Favorite saying, "Where's my phone?"
Groomsman
- 3 handicap in golf - Hates chocolate and tomatoes - Favorite saying: "Always fade the public"
Bridesmaid
- Former employer of the bride - Mother of Alex's girlfriend (Ruby) - Favorite saying, "Where's my phone?"
Groomsman
- Enjoys researching kidneys in his free time - Lover of oats - Favorite saying: (anything with a Borat voice)
Bridesmaid
- "Cousin" of the bride - Introduced the happy couple! - Favorite saying, "I'm not coming, taking a nap instead."
Groomsman
- Tenured employee at the Jayhawk Cafe - Grill master - Favorite saying: "Let's go out"
Bridesmaid
- Sister of the groom - Keeper of Rachel and Alex's lawnmower - Favorite saying, "Why are you marrying him?"
Groomsman
- Diet Dr. Pepper connoisseur - Lived in England with Alex for 7 weeks before COVID sent them home - Favorite saying: "I have to be up at 6am to watch Manchester United lose again"