We got married!

Really there is only one thing you should know about us. Every human being that hates pickles should make every effort, from the depths of their soul to the very atoms of their body, to find and marry another human who loves pickles. Karianne would sooner eat a pile of dirt than a pickle, and has therefore opted to marry Chris who loves pickles. There are some other trivial reasons they're getting married (love, mutual respect, compatibility) but it boils down to the pickles. Oh that's not enough? I suppose we can indulge you in a few more details. Currently, we live in Virginia with 2 cats and 6 chickens. We commute to work together in the mornings and afternoons listening to audiobooks while dodging Virginia traffic like Formula 1 racers. Once a week we play Dungeons and Dragons with our friends, and Chris is the Dungeon Master (all jokes welcome) that leads us through our harrowing adventures. Chris is frequently dragged out of his comfort zone to go on real-outside-adventures, meet lots of people, and laugh til he's red in the face. In return, Chris has taught Karianne that perhaps not every second of every day requires an activity, and that she is allowed to sit down and read one of her growing collection of books if she likes.

Chris and Karianne Robben, married on September 7th, 2024