Officiant
The illustrious Jerold Lowe, ordained by the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, will officiate our ceremony.
Groom
The smokin’ hot Groom was found in the wild and has been domesticated. Careful, he still bites when provoked.
Son (a.k.a. Justin Bieber look alike)
Jackson, the apple of his mother’s eye, will be welcoming the infiltrator, Gabriel George permanently, to the family. With all his love, of course.
Bride
Kari will be there passing out free hugs and drinking too much champagne. Oh and marrying her favorite weirdo, Gabriel “The Dude” George.