Groom
I lost the World’s Smallest Penis Contest.
Bride
I like dogs more than I like people, and that includes Devin.
Father of the Groom
Duane can call any animal in while hunting.
Sister of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
I like to scare Duane
Brother-In-Law of the Bride
Best Man
Maid of Honor
Best Man
Bridesmaid
Best Man
I won the World’s Smallest Penis Contest.
Bridesmaid
Best Man
Bridesmaid
Officiant
Walking the Bride Down the Aisle
Flower Man
Usher
Ring Bearer
I’m trained to get my dad a beer from the box.