Alexis & Greg
Wedding Party
Kristin Burger
Maid of Honor
Kristin in the itchy to Lex's scratchy! Kristin and Lex have been friends since kindergarten. They used to eat snack together every Monday after school, along with groomsman Ryan Thomas, and now they still snack together...but it usually involved late night pizza rolls or Doritos after a long night of gossip or cheering for the Rangers. Kristin is Lex’s best friend, not only because Lex envies her super soft hands, but because these 2 are unstoppable together...especially on Black Friday! Kristin is the sister Lex never had!
Chris Kammer
Best Man
Chris is Greg’s brother and a fellow “Dave Slave”- a name given to these Dave Matthews Band freaks by the Bride herself. Chris loves sports, craft beer and pickle ball. Lex and Greg love spending time with Chris and have found him to be a valuable asset during Escape Rooms. While Chris is pretty great, he does have flaws....and the Bride would say his biggest flaw is his choice in hockey teams-another Islanders fan to deal with for the rest of her life!
Claudine Sidney
Bridesmaid
Claudine is Alexis' cousin, personal wedding planner, and one of her besties. Although there is an age gap and many miles between the two, it does not stop them from spending lots of time together. Claudine was the best older cousin, taking Alexis out of school for a week during her junior year and relaxing on the beach together. They will gladly sit down with you and tell you about their many adventures together, including Aerosmith concerts and a hotel called the Hawaiian Inn.
Rob Sidney
Groomsman
The man of many nicknames...Rob will answer to Snake or Uncle Bob. Uncle Bob is always down for a good time. Get ready for this legend's "ON DAY" performance which will include, jumping around, showing off his dance moves and maybe a cartwheel or two...and don't be surprised when his shirt comes off! Uncle Bob committed to being in this wedding long before it was planned-he said 'I do' the night he spooned drunk-Greg in bed after triple vodkas...This was the first time they met! Snake will befriend many and will be found in bed the day after the wedding for anyone who wants a hug or to say goodbye!
Julie Moraco
Bridesmaid
Julie is married to Alexis' cousin-brother Frank. Frank really hit the jackpot when he married Fun Julie! Julie and Lex share a love for Julie and Frank's children, country music, sneaking into VIP Lounges at concerts, online shopping and trying to get rid of Larry's in the world (don't worry-not real Larry's but anyone who acts like party pooper when WooHoo Julie comes out). We are giving you fair warning-she loves a good competition and will be recruiting all of the winners at the wedding for her flip-cup team!
Frank Moraco
Groomsman
Frank is Lex's cousin but is definitely more like a brother to her. Frank is convinced that when Julie came around she became Lex's new best friend and he was kicked to the curb, but don't be fooled-Lex doesn't see it that way. Frank is ready to drink the night away, do the napkin dance with Lex and talk about Greg's hard-part...Frank we know you're jealous of Greg's hair!
Sara Shaw
Bridesmaid
Sara is Lex's sister-in-law ! Sara is an amazing baker (she does it all- Buttermilk Pie, Apple Cakes, cookies), and does an amazing job at putting up with her husband's nonsense... and drinking Rose'. Lex & Sara share a love for things that bling, sunbathing, reading, & Hi-Chews.
Anthony "Beef" Shaw
Groomsman
Anthony is the creator of Greg's family nickname...Gregplant. If you're at this wedding you know that Anthony is Alexis' brother and protector, and many may be shocked to know that Beef taunted Greg about not proposing to his sister sooner. Beef & Gregplant share a love of outdoor games, hockey, drunk dancing & the one and only GORGEOUS Henrik Lundqvist. Lex & Greg are so happy that Beef recently got serious about working out...they really want someone strong to lift them up in the chairs.
Katie Miracco
Bridesmaid
Katie & Lex have known each other for over 30 years. Katie is Sara Ferreira's younger sister. Katie and Anthony grew up together and they were forced to have fake weddings that Lex & Sara coordinated, but now she gets to be a part of a real one. Katie's talents include drinking beers at an insanely fast pace, getting the Limbo started at a party, serving and protecting NYC as a part of the NYPD and making anyone and everyone laugh. Fun fact: Compliments make her uncomfortable so don't tell her how pretty she looks at the wedding.
Ryan Thomas
Groomsman
Ryan "Toe Touch" Thomas is one Lex's best friend and now a good friend of Greg's (no, she did not force them to be friends). Ryan, Lex & Greg all attended Smithton High School together (along with 70% of the Bridal Party) and can recall partying together during their college years (Lex still doesn't know, or care to know, the details of these guys getting together). Lex & Ryan met back in elementary school when Ryan thought it was cool to fart in front of girls. They have been best friends since elementary schools, acting more like brother and sister.
Sara Ferreira
Bridesmaid
Sara and Lex played soccer together since the age of 5. Their friendship extended off the field where they acted like nutty little kids together. One time Sara and Lex dressed up like clowns and stood off of a main road waving at people (sorry, we're not for hire). These 2 have had their fair share of fun times together. Who else goes to Penny Beer night with $50 and comes home broke, or can get an everyone in women's bathroom at a club in Florence to drink from the faucet to "unite the world"? We don't recommend riding your bike to the wedding as Sara and Lex once 'borrowed' Ant's bike, which they accidentally left in Sara's garage for years and gifted back to Beef for his 15 birthday years later...whoops-sorry that you got punished for losing your bike, Ant.
Luke Wandrusch
Groomsman
Lex & Greg feel honored to have Luke, Greg’s cousin, a part of their special day. This ping pong playing, trick-shot master recently moved back to the US from Germany. Greg and Luke share many special childhood memories together- Greg was there when Luke has his first drink at the age of 8 in Martha’s Vineyard...the waitress accidentally brought him a vodka soda instead of a Sprite. Don’t forget to ask Luke about the “moo-fish” when you meet him on the dance floor!
Angela Watson
Bridesmaid
Angela and Lex met in middle school and have been friends ever since. Lex & Angela have been through it all together but one of the more memorable experiences is when they traveled to Italy together one summer (with Sara) where they ate, drank & danced their way through the country. They both share a love for the New York Giants and Angela's daughter Mia, who is Lex's Goddaughter.
Jason Lewandowski
Groomsman
The man of very few words! Jason grew up as a friend of both Lex & Greg. However, since he never really spoke, neither knew that he was friendly with the other. Jason’s talents include 2-stepping to Elton John, finishing all left overs and staying slim and creating escape rooms. Jay is also a fellow Dave Slave and Islanders fan-which is ok with Lex since he doesn’t talk back when the Rangers beat the Islanders!
Erica Mazzei
Bridesmaid
Alexis & Erica met teaching at Sachem. Erica was Lex's mentor when she first started teaching, which was the perfect match as they both loved attending Friday “professional development” meetings aka happy hour. They have spent tons of time together discussing work but in their free time they love eating and drinking together, dancing the night away and traveling to Florida for Spring Break. These two are infamous for a loud scream or laugh when things get going!
Mike Palazzolo
Groomsman
Mike, also known as the Master of the Hockey Puck Hamburger, is the front runner in the “who can drink the most Miller Lights” contest! While Greg would love to share more of his fondest memories with Mike, they may be a little foggy, so we’ll share that Greg and Mike love backyard games, bonding over BBQs, the Mets and horse games in the pool.
Siobhan Moglia
Bridesmaid
Siobhan and Lex met on the soccer field in the '90s. At first, they were on opposing teams but then played together. Sio & Lex have shared many adventures together and have traveled around Europe & the US a lot together. Lex & Sio both enjoy the finer things in life...shopping, wine, traveling, Italy, etc. Siobhan and Lex love betting on the ponies together at Saratoga or Belmont...anywhere these 2 derelicts can have some fun and win some cash!
Matt Cutrone
Groomsman
Captain Matt & self proclaimed president of the Keeper Fluke Club. Matt is the only other person that Greg spends early mornings with, besides Lex. When Matt and Greg’s fiancées can’t find these two, it is a sure shot that they are pretending to provide dinner for their lovely ladies...aka fishing on the south shore. Please note that they have brought home dinner only once as of today!
Sophia Moraco
Flower Girl
Watch out everyone..the boss has arrived! Sophia is Lex's niece and LOVES her Gregplant! This sassy little girl is looking forward to her job as Flower Girl but it hoping her title can be changed to 'Ringmaster'...I guess she knows this party is going to be a circus! Sophia is hoping her dress has tons of sparkles (sparkles make things pretty) and can't wait to party! She is also hoping to see Katie beat up Uncle Beef...she heard that she can definitely do it!
Frankie Moraco
Ring Security
Frankie-boy is Lex's nephew and is ready for his role as Ring Security. YES-he will be holding the rings the day of....as per his request. The day Lex & Greg got engaged the first words out of his mouth were, "I'm the ring bearer, right?". Frankie will not only dazzle you with his handsome looks and amazing dance moves, but will tell you anything you need to know about hunting!
Mia Cucciniello
Flower Girl
Mia is Lex's goddaughter. This sweet little soul is so excited to hang with Sophia at the wedding and get her hair and makeup done! Mia gives the best compliment, loves to share and is a language nerd like Aunt Lex...she was learning Spanish and Mandarin at school.
Louis Youngblood
Ring Security
Big Lou is ready for the task at hand...securing the rings, even though he was hoping to bring his chickens and goats to New York for the wedding. Sorry Aunt Lexi is allergic. While Big Lou thinks his Aunt Lex is cool, he LOVES his Uncle Greg...but then again, who doesn't?!
DeeDee Shaw
Flower Girl
DeeDee is Aunt Lex & Funcle’s newest pride and joy! Everyone is hoping she’ll walk down the aisle in May…even if it’s only because there’s a trail of Bamba leading her down! Don’t ooo and ahhh too loud…she is not a fan of loud noises! For those of you wondering…Funcle = fun uncle.