Wedding Party
Julia Martin
Maid of Honor
Prefers Maid of Hotdogs. Mini Mind Molder. Can’t show up on time to save her life (relatable). Will steal a tambourine to play with band. Bites cheesesticks.
Corey White
Best Man
Psuedo Texan. Looks like Hercules, thinks like Socrates. Once dropped 32 in the CYO Championship.
Kelsy Gumbert
Bridesmaid
Tiny power house. Will be late to work to pet a dog. National dance off co-champion. Will book a flight to Hawaii with a 24 hr notice. Ask her to do her Irish dance.
Eric Holzerman
Groomsman
Solved world hunger. Told no one. Pending trial for things he said in the COD lobby. Emergency DJ if the band goes down.
Morgan Lindenmuth
Bridesmaid
Can’t stay awake past 9pm. PhD candidate by day, Rap God by night. Once puked into her purse to avoid extra uber fees.
Kevin Maginnis
Groomsman
Responds with "living the dream" and means it. 3rd Team All-Conshohochen Kickball League. As reliable as they come. Ask him about your taxes.
Rebecca Pallis
Bridesmaid
Always checking in on her friends. Once tried to fight a 6 foot girl with the bride. Got the bride through nursing school. Liable to kick a street sign if drunk.
Malcolm Gish
Groomsman
Renassiance man. Tall, dark and single. Turned down supporting role in Top Gun 3 to focus on more pressing projects.
Cameron Lane
Bridesmaid
Ride or Die. Can hit 129 on a decibel meter. #1 in a shotgun contest and in your heart. Wears jeans on airplanes.
Cole Dalton
Groomsman
More athletic than he looks. Liable to rob the monopoly bank. Hoosier daddy.
Natalie Schneck
Bridesmaid
Known the bride since 2 years old. Takes 3 hours to get ready but will be the trendiest one there. Once let the bride cut off her bangs. Could curse you out in Polish. Couldn’t get into Pitt, so she settled for Penn State.
Brent Wills
Groomsman
Backbone of the trivia team. Somehow placed a 6 leg parlay on the wedding. Spends his weekends re-evaluating his list of top 100 movies; don't txt.
Mariana Gongora
Bridesmaid
Golden child. Too short to reach the middle shelf. Full time mom, part time eyelash model. So small and cute you could put her in your pocket.
Brian Wills
Groomsman
Runs 6 miles a day to knock the edge off. Little League Manager of the Year. Mommom's boy.
Nevaeh Chew
Junior Bridesmaid
Croc Queen. Boba/Ramen fanatic. Will sell soul for roblox lives. Ask her if she has any riddles.
Rob Salm
Officiant
The party's heartbeat. Will give you the shirt off his back to demonstrate a proper tourniquet. National dance off co-champion.
Florencia Wills
Flower Girl
Best dance moves of the party. Will request “barbie girl” from the DJ 17 times. Will out last Morgan at the afterparty.
Brennan Wills
Ring Bearer
Jedi in training. Wordle wiz. Dinosaur connoisseur. Ring security.