The one where a man walks into a bar. How to make this a short story... Kaleigh was working as a bartender at a local restaurant when Mike walked in with a couple friends. She knew, immediately, that he was something special (a.k.a. so cute). So, naturally, she avoided him as much as possible the rest of the evening. Weeks later, two men visit the bar and Kaleigh recognized one to be one of the friends Mike was with a couple weeks previous. Kaleigh thought this was her chance! So, she asked him about the cute guy that he was with a couple weeks ago. The two men chuckled to themselves and as one of the men turned their phone around to show Kaleigh a photo, he said, this guy? There on the screen was a photo of Mike. Kaleigh said Yes! That's him.. so what is his story? The man with the photo said "That is my son". Kaleigh was only slightly mortified at this time. Fast forward eight years, the cute guy from the bar and the bartender are getting hitched!