Maid of Honor
The fiercer, harder working, smarter younger sister of the bride. If you have something bad to say about the wine, take it up with her.
Best Man
Brother of the groom and best man. Matt is blessed to have known the groom his entire life.
Bridesmaid
The strongest, most artistic, & selfless bestie. She can run your fantasy team better than you can.
Bridesmaid
Former Hawthorne Ave. queen, fashion/makeup icon, and the most loyal friend. She’s a special needs teacher by day and beertender by night - what can’t this woman do?
Bridesmaid
The singing, dancing talent of the group and another Hawthorne Ave. queen. Almost forgot to mention she’s a (single) lawyer…
Bridesmaid
The one who would do absolutely anything for you, and always with a smile. She might be a week behind on most of her Instagram posts, but at least they’re edited to perfection!
Bridesmaid
Best Best Friend of the bride (according to the 2013 HMHS Yearbook which was not rigged, contrary to popular belief). Always the life of (and the last to leave) the party!
Groomsman
You won’t know by looking at him but Damien is the groom’s nephew. Look for him in the corner of the room because he CAN NOT dance.
Groomsman
Best cousin around. Even though he can’t hang, he’s still pretty cool.
Groomsman
Alex and Chris have been pretty much inseparable ever since they started living together in the mean streets of Patterson Park, Baltimore. He’s going to cry having to officially give Chris away at the wedding!
Groomsman
The closest thing to a childhood friend. Brendan and the groom met in their freshman year of boarding school wayyyyy back in 2004. Brendan’s still putting up with “Burton’s” shenanigans almost 20 years later. What a friend!
Groomsman
Chris’s big brother who was conveniently born only a week before him. If you want to answer this riddle you’ll have to ask! P.S. If you need to have a group photo taken, he’s guaranteed to have the newest iPhone!
Groomsman
Cisco will be late to the wedding. We are okay with this. We are on Cisco time and that’s okay. He’s earned it!
Officiant
Not enough can be said about Jorge. He’s one of the kindest individuals that either Chris or Kait have ever met. Jorge helped Kait and her parents move to Canton. Last minute. In flip flops. Who does that?! This guy does.