Kaia & Dylan
Wedding Party
Briley
Flower Girl
The best big sister in the world; secretly knows she runs the world; avid unicorn lover and the cutest thing you will ever see, if we aren't careful she's going to steal the show.
Everett
Ring Bearer
Leader of the Chicken Nugget Cult; Knows how to work a room full of ladies (learned it from his Papa); Don't let his cuteness fool you, he will take your girl and put a ring on it (even if its Kaia's)
Siri
Maid of Honor
I "promised" other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so...just don't ask any questions, that way you have plausible deniability when the cops question us.
Mary
Best Man
Original bromance until we brought in Erika (changed the whole game), Kaia's doing her best not be jealous...Did we mention she's single?
Miranda
Bridesmaid
Might be moms favorite child but she agreed to step down for an hour to let Dylan to have some spotlight time; Mother of the chicken nugget cult leader; Think mimosas are breakfast of champions; Only agreed to stand up in the wedding because she was promised wine ......little does she know she has to BYOW (bring your own wine).
Erika
Groomsman
Groomsman-yes. Part of the Best Bromance Ever-yes. Crazy obession with ranch dressing-YES! If you have the good ranch, she's putty in your hands, throw in some chicken nuggets and you will have a new best friend!
Shayla
Bridesmaid
Had to tell her to shower 3 days in advance to get the oil & grease off; has to practice driving on dirt roads because she's not allowed to be on pavement; lost a bet and now is stuck wearing dress....without her boots, shhh don't tell her, she don't know yet
Chris
Groomsman
If Chuck Norris had a twin it’d be him; Papa to the Leader of the Chicken Nugget Cult; The day hasn’t started if he hasn’t drank a nos; A man of few words, so questions are pointless; low-key thinks he’s the prettiest one of the group.
Heather
Bridesmaid
The ginger who stole Kaia's soul in 5th grade and has never given it back! Has now recruited her kids to help take over the world!
Jason
Groomsman
In the running for the Best Dad Award; in denial about going bald, but the man definitely knows how to grow a beard. Need we say more? #beardgoals
Kaia
Bride
Drew the short straw. Pun intended. If judging people was a sport, she'd still lose. Unless you're the unlucky soul marrying her. Can she cook? With a play set. Can she bake? She's the second coming of Betty Crocker. She can ball and she's tall, looking like the total package right? You're damn right! But then why is she still in witness protection.....?
Dylan
Groom
Kicked out of midget club for being too short; is the reason why roller coasters have "You Have To Be This Tall To Ride This Ride" sign and still has to shop in the little kid's section because life didn't want his height to suffer.