Maid of Honor
Met the bride: 1995, after being birthed Superlative: Slowest Eater at the Table Marriage advice: "Keep a photo of your spouse in your wallet at all times. When hard times come your way, pull out that photo, stare at your spouse, and remind yourself that if you can survive being married to that psycho, you can survive anything."
Best Man
Met the groom: 1992, Hobbs Elementary School Superlative: Most Consistent Meat Smoker Marriage advice: "Never laugh at your wife's choices, you are one of them."
Maid of Honor
Met the bride: 1992, bride straight out the womb Superlative: Best Squat Form Marriage advice: "Share wishes and share whiskey, over and over. Also, she wears the pants, he takes them off."
Best Man
Met the groom: 2000, McCormick Junior High School Superlative: Most Dramatic Softball Strikeout Marriage advice: "Although grand gestures can have a profound influence on your relationship, it's the small everyday acts that will carry the most meaning over a lifetime."
Bridesmaid
Met the bride: 2012, University of Northern Colorado Superlative: Expert Online Bargain Shopper Marriage advice: "I'm not qualified to give marriage advice."
Best Man
Met the groom: 2000, McCormick Junior High School Superlative: Catch of the Day (Logan's ear on a fishing lure) Marriage advice: "Teamwork makes the dream work."
Bridesmaid
Met the bride: 2002 - DCS Montessori School Superlative: Most Obsessed Dog Mom Marriage advice: "Just let shit go!"
Best Man
Met the groom: 2006, University of Wyoming Superlative: Worst Stadium Booze Smuggler Marriage advice: "The key to marriage is not forgetting to put the toilet seat down. I still struggle with this after three years of marriage."
Bridesmaid
Met the bride: 2010, University of Northern Colorado Superlative: Most Likely to Land Reality TV Show Marriage advice: "Choose each other. Over and over and over and over. Without pause. Without doubt. In a heartbeat. Keep choosing each other."
Best Man
Met the groom: 2006...ish, probably at a rodeo Superlative: Toughest Speedboat Tuber Marriage advice: "Always push to reach heights you could not reach without one another. Never be afraid to challenge each other... but when push comes to shove, remember she is always right."
Bridesmaid
Met the bride: 2012, University of Northern Colorado Superlative: Most Organized Grocery Shopper Marriage advice: "Say thank you for the little things, make time to talk every day, and always remember that you are a team."
Best Man
Met the groom: 2008, University of Wyoming Superlative: Best Tourist Hula Performer Marriage advice: "Continue to date, remember to pick up flowers every anniversary, and plan a date night just because."
Bridesmaid
Met the bride: 2015, Cheyenne Frontier Days Superlative: Most Reliable Wine Consumer Marriage advice: "Be sure your spouse does not participate in any extreme sports, which includes tetherball, at least 6 weeks before the wedding day."
Best Man
Met the groom: 2010, University of Wyoming Superlative: Most Successful Tinder User Marriage advice: "Logan. Always treat Kacie the way you would like to be treated. Like a princess."
Officiant
He basically offered to be our officiant after he showed up at Friendsmas dressed as Jesus.