Groom
What's my line again? I accept? I agree? I concede? What is my motivation in this role.
Best Man
BEST man......kinda a stretch. BETTER man.....it's possible. Man.....facts.
Man of Honor
Honor. What is Honor? Does he have any? Is he worthy? Time will tell.
Groomsman
The Token. Every group has to have one. Possibly MAGA, possibly works for the man. Stay off his lawn.
Groomsman
Tall, talented, Amish, on the watch list. Either way....mysterious.
Groomsman
Thing 1. Trying to repopulate the Earth with his people.
Groomsman
Thing 2. Feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynomite, Chocolate Thun-da, or Roop