WELCOME TO MIAMI. WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

Hi everyone this is Ryan telling the story so gather round, listen up, and please silence your phones. Julie and I met when I was a server at a restaurant off SILVERSIDE RD. (OUR ROAD) a little local Tex-Mex restaurant called El Camino. Honestly, the food and drinks are solid but the decor is mid. I was 24 at the time, just moved back to Delaware and was looking to start over and ~find myself~. Out of nowhere, some sexy, sweaty, fresh-out-of-the-hardest-YMCA-spin-class, girl with her mom walk in and sit in my section. I was hype. We (The girly) gave each other that look that you give someone when you're thinking "yeah I like them." However, we didn't reallllllly flirt that hard. Anywayzzzz I'm pretty sure JB and Maryetta (JB's mom) had a great time BCUZ when Maryetta was getting ready to pay the bill (that's what Moms are there for <3), JULIE WRITES HER NAME AND NUMBER WITH A LITTLE SMILEY FACE ON THE RECEIPT. I CALL her a day later (not text) so she knew I was forreal & confident & bold. We start texting and being cute. I don't have any social media so Julie thinks I'm a potential serial killer. Nevertheless, she agreed to meet up with me for a first date and we went to the riverfront in Wilmington to crack some jokes and drink some beers. After a fun lil outing we 'shared our first kiss' at a redlight in the car cuz I got it like that. Julie starts to unbutton her pants and I think to myself "damn...on the first date?! whomst is this floozy..." but in reality, Julie just doesn't like sitting with her jeans buttoned after she's been eating and drinking because bloating in denim makes her "uncomfy." lmao. I just look and her and shrug it off like "ok. whatever ur into girl." She tweets about that first date/unbuttoning the jeans story later that night and proclaims/manifests to the World Wide Web "OK so i met this guy... SEE Y'ALL AT THE WEDDING." This was June 2019. We're finally getting married after the greatest 5 and half years later SO WE WILL OFFICIALLY SEE Y'ALL AT THE WEDDING.