Once upon a dark and stormy night we met while working at Golden Corral. Both of us had just moved to the area recently and started working at the same restaurant within two weeks of each other. We stared at each other awkwardly for a couple weeks then began talking. The first thing we ever did together was hiking followed shortly by watching a horror movie. If that doesn't set the stage for the flavor of this relationship, I don't know what will. Ever since then we've spent a good deal of time together and have only wanted to lock each other in a closet about once a week. It's a work in progress. We decided not to let Covid ruin all the fun and walked out into the forest almost 2 years ago and tied the knot anyways. The rest, as they say, is exactly like watching a T-Rex try to make a bed by itself.